Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
