absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
