I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
