My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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