I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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