He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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