Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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