finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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