I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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