i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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