I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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