Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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