sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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