shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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