Porn is love you can see.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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