would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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