I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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