Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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