so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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