Well apparently he's into motor boating.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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