hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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