thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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