Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
