You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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