Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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