Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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