Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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