OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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