I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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