Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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