I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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