did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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