that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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