My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Barsexuality is the new black.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Randomize
