I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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