just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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