I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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