Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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