My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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