We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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