yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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