What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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