no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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