She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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