Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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