I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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