dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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