i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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