I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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