if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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