CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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