Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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